Posts Tagged ‘PostSecret’

Workplace Survival Kit!

February 10, 2009

Here’s a lil list of life-saving time-wasters for the endless workday.  If anyone has something they think should also be on the list, comment me  for a FistPound.

User-generated self-loathing: www.Fmylife.com:

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

This is what I’m watching now: Chomsky vs. William F. Buckley

Although it was funnier and less sold-out before he landed a book deal, it should still be mentioned, www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com like: taking a year off, political prisoners, statistics, having gay friends, study abroad, and public radio!

www.jacksonpollock.org for a mindsplattering good time

Here’s a segment from a local gem that might still be appealing for non-NYawkers, www.overheardinnewyork.com:

Friendly guy to two cute girls speaking French: Hi, where are you girls from?
Girl #1: We are from Switzerland.
Friendly guy: Oh, so you speak Swedish?
Girl #1: No, we speak French.
Friendly guy, slowly: So then, you come from France?
Girl #2: No, we come from the French-speaking part of Switzerland.
Friendly guy, confused: Oh, okay. So uh, how long did it take you to drive here?

–Burger King, W 42nd St

 http://thisissand.com/ will surprise you with its staying power

petswhowanttokillthemselves.com  This is my favorite. 

IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG FOR THE CATS TO EXHAUST THEIR USUAL PARTY TOPICS—THAT NIGHT’S COSTUMES, THE FUTILITY OF  ESCAPE, RINGWORM—BEFORE MR. WHISKERS CASUALLY INTRODUCED THE IDEA OF A SUICIDE PACT. (HatTip: Sara)

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